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So, WordPress, am I right? I'm not sure why it took me so long to make one of these. I've always kind of been good at writing (at least according to my teachers), but it's only recently that I've really started to enjoy writing. When writing for The Comics Bolt, I started to gain more … Continue reading Hop on the Grill With Me →

Spin On

For millions of years the moon's revolved around the earth,And for millions more the earth's revolved the sun.And even when pangaea broke apart,And the meteor killed the dinosaurs,The earth did its part.And even when we're all dead and gone,No matter how hard some may try,The earth will spin on.

Venom (2018) dir. Ruben Fleischer Is the Only Movie with Gay Characters

Note: This was written in 2018. Jesus this was two years ago already? Anyways, point is I wrote this not long after Venom came out. I still stand by like, all of this though, except the bit at the end where I say Marvel needs to keep making Spider-Man movies. This was a pre-Spider-Verse time … Continue reading Venom (2018) dir. Ruben Fleischer Is the Only Movie with Gay Characters →

JUDGEMENT

Eight silhouettes, vaguely resembling the shapes of humans, hover before you. The Grand. The ones who gave birth to the galaxies, the solar systems, but not the planets. No, the planets were born from their bastard sons, the moons. They wished to create their own life. They failed, just like their parents before them, and … Continue reading JUDGEMENT →

A Joker Hypothesis

"My life isn't a tragedy: it's a comedy." I started thinking about this line a bit more recently after my friend Evan said we're not supposed to take Joker seriously. I brushed him off, telling him that Todd Phillips took the film painfully seriously in interviews. I stood my ground externally, but internally, a seed … Continue reading A Joker Hypothesis →

‘Sonic the Hedgehog’ (the movie) Review

In recent film history, there's been a trend of taking iconic cartoon characters and putting them in the real world through CGI. It's never really resulted in good movies, aside from Bumblebee, although that's mainly because it pulled more from E.T. and The Iron Giant than The Smurfs or Alvin and the Chipmunks. When it … Continue reading ‘Sonic the Hedgehog’ (the movie) Review →

Rise of Skywalker & Cats, but mostly Cats

December 2018 was a great time for me. Bumblebee and Into the Spider-Verse came out, catering to me specifically. I love both movies to death and have seen them a million times. The monkey's paw really curled this time folks. December 2019 was an evil, evil time for big movies. Both Star Wars and Cats … Continue reading Rise of Skywalker & Cats, but mostly Cats →